What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they

Teacher: I wished you would pay a little

| School jokes

Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !

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Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?

| Cowboy jokes

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.

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What do naked fish play with ?

| Fishing jokes

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?

| Banana jokes

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

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Why did your brother give up his job in the

| Food jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? “Looks like rein dear”