Why was the lady's hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
| Rabbit jokes
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
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Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the
| Monster jokes
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on
| Various animal jokes
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
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A person turned on the computer without a
| Computer jokes
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?'
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Tech Support: “How may I help you today, sir?” Customer: “Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.” Tech Support: “Why is that, sir?” Customer: “I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the ‘XYZ Desktop’.” Tech Support: “Yes…?” Customer: “Shouldn’t it be called the ‘XYZ Minitower’? I OBVIOUSLY have the wrong software installed in this computer.”