What do you call a man who cleans out toilets
| Humor jokes
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
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Q: What are the three types of men?
| Men jokes
Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his
| Marriage jokes
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."
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How that we are engaged I hope you'll give
| Telephone jokes
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?'
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
| School jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ‘newly arrived’ area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to take care of something first, and disappears. The curious pilot looks behind door number one. He sees a pilot going through flight checks for all eternity. He looks behind door number two, and he sees a pilot that forever finds himself trying to resolve emergency situations. He looks behind the last door, and sees a Captain being waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad stewardesses. The devil returns just as the pilot gets back to his waiting position. He offers the pilot a choice of door number one or two. The pilot says, “I wanted door number three!” “Sorry,” replies the devil, “that’s ‘flight attendant’s hell’.”