They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
| Beauty jokes
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
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Doctor, Doctor
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
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A visitor from
| Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
| Marriage jokes
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh
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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !