It seems that there was a little old church
| Religious jokes
It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He
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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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Whats the difference
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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A policeman had a
| Police jokes
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted
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Why did the witch keep turning people into
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. “How are you, Richard?” asked George. “I’m not feeling too good today, I’m utterly exhausted,” replied Richard. “I’ve pulled a muscle, and it’s killing me.” “I’m surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired,” said George. Richard yawned and said, “Well, it does if you pull it a hundred times in one night.”