What's black and white and turns
| Horse jokes
What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!
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Are you
| Old age jokes
Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!
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Waiter, there is a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
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What do you call the
| Various animal jokes
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. “Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘bridge out’ instead?”