What dog do other dogs go to when they
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
| Space jokes
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full o
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
| Food jokes
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
| Witch jokes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
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What did Noah do while spending time on the
| Fishing jokes
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
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What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.