Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
| Bath jokes
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
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The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
| Book title jokes
The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
| Dirty jokes
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.
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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
| Restaurant jokes
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
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Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.