What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Q: Why did the haunted house not
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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The phone rings at
| Police jokes
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven
| Monster jokes
An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick! shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!
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Since you've discovered the Internet, you
| Internet jokes
Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
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How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.