'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
| School jokes
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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Before going to Europe on business, a man
| Business jokes
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer
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Teacher: Give me three reasons
| School jokes
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks aroun
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !