The housewife answered a knock on the door
| Birthday jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with
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Who are the hamburgers favourite
| Burger jokes
Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
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What is a chameleon's
| Various animal jokes
What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !
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What did the fireman's wife get for
| Firefighter jokes
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
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What do fishermen say
| Halloween jokes
What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.