This minister just had all of his
| Religious jokes
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregat
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
| Divorce jokes
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you ha
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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That’s not right, you’d have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I’d have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!