Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Two political candidates were having a
| Political jokes
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Why did the ghost work at
| Ghost jokes
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
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What do fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”