Customer: Why doesn’t this

Waiter, there is a bee in my

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,

| Christmas jokes

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young

| Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

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Q: Why shouldn't violists take

| Music jokes

Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What dog wears contact lenses ?

| Dog jokes

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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Customer: Why doesn’t this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.