What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!
Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light’s witch !
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.