What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
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1st Monster: What is that son of
| Monster jokes
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
| Insect jokes
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
| Rabbit jokes
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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Why do you never see zebras or
| Various animal jokes
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
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What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!