Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
| Zoo jokes
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the
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These two construction workers always noticed
| Business jokes
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The
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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts'
| Book title jokes
How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts'
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Where do ants go for their holidays ?
| Ant jokes
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
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McNally was taking his first plane ride,
| Aviation jokes
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meetin' me wife right away. H
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.