Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a

A man and woman where on their honeymoon

| Marriage jokes

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an

| Clinton jokes

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an

| School jokes

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince

| History jokes

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !

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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.