Why did the composer spend all his time in
| Bed jokes
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a
| School jokes
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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The politician was sitting at his campaign
| Political jokes
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The
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What does an aardvark get when he
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.