Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
| Judge jokes
Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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What is even bigger than an elephant ?
| Ant jokes
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
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A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”