My dance partner dumped me for my best
| Dance jokes
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
| Vampire jokes
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
| Time jokes
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
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After a real crusher of a landing in
| Aviation jokes
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are sile
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What did the cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!
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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, “Oh, that is Beethoven. He’s decomposing.”