The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
| Aviation jokes
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to
| Accountant jokes
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".
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Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
| Weather jokes
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
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Judge: What is your
| Judge jokes
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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The food in our school canteen is
| School jokes
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu! Didn’t I see you yesterday?