What did the really ugly man do for a living?

Do you know the 20th President of the United

| History jokes

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping

| Accountant jokes

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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Which dog is always without

| Dog jokes

Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a

| Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

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The only thing wrong with a perfect

| Car and train jokes

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.