Karen: Have you noticed
| Hair and bald jokes
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
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I was making love to this girl and she started
| Dirty jokes
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
| Dirty jokes
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it
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How did the witch almost lose her baby?
| Baby jokes
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.