One afternoon, a man was riding in
| Humor jokes
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along
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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
| Police jokes
Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Waxahachie?" The other one replied, "I don't know." So the first one said, "Well what are we gong to do? If we spe
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The Army Airborne major was used to
| Military jokes
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there's no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,' the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, because they pa
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
| Bird jokes
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that “Scheherezade” was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: “Why’d his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?”