Why does Santa Claus only have seven
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
| Bird jokes
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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What are the spots on black-and-white
| Cow jokes
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
| Children jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient: Q. How much is two plus two? A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to the second patient, he asks what is six minus three? To which the patient replies: Square. Once again the orderly is called in to remove the patient. Turning to the third and last patient, he asks, “How much is five plus five?” The patient answers very confidentally: Ten. The doctor, amazed then inquires how did you figure it out? The patient: “Easy.Blue multiplied by square equals ten.”