Can you spell a pretty girl with two
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
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Conductor, this bus
| Bus jokes
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
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Once upon a time there was a little girl who
| Christmas jokes
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. 'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year,' her mother
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Q: Why do women have tits?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
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I want a hair cut please.
| Hair and bald jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. “Obviously the Air Force knows there’s no such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,’ the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, because they pay you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Army pays its men to jump.” “You’ve got it all wrong, Major,” an Air Force sergeant replied. “The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump out of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitch about the salary.”