What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
| Cowboy jokes
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
| School jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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The food in our school canteen is
| School jokes
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
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A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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What's a monsters favorite play?
| Monster jokes
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, “How do you spell Waxahachie?” The other one replied, “I don’t know.” So the first one said, “Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it wrong it will get dismissed.” The second Ranger said, “Why don’t we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Waco?”