What does an octopus wear on a cold

Why don't apples smile

| Apple jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !

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What do you call a policeman with blonde

| Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment

| Ant jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

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Why do rednecks act like

| Idiot and fool jokes

Why do rednecks act like such morons? Who says they're acting?"

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!