Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
| Cat jokes
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
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Q: How do you
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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The General went out to find that none of his
| Military jokes
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10
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What's the object of a Jewish football
| Ethnic jokes
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they’re headcases !