One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment
| Salesmen jokes
One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. "What is that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman
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What did the alien say to the gas pump
| Space jokes
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
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Q: How many senators does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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Who writes hit musicals on the
| Internet jokes
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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A Christian man had
| Religious jokes
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name was. 'Oh that's easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy. 'What make you think his name is Andy?' the angel asked incredulously. 'Well, you see
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.” “But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked. “I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered. “But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked. He quickly answered: “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.”