Q: What happens if you cross a
| Computer jokes
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
| Ghost jokes
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Police officer: And what do you think you
| Police jokes
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a
| Car and train jokes
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language
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Q: Why is a violinist
| Music jokes
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!