A tourist is sightseeing in
| Music jokes
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching soun
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What do you call a policeman with blonde
| Hair and bald jokes
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
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What do cats read in the morning ?
| Cat jokes
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
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Why did the pig go to the casino ?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
| Dirty jokes
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ? They’ve got poisonality !