What kind of dog is the most colorful?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
| Computer jokes
The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil
| Accountant jokes
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldn't find an interim dividend anywhere and she knew people would be very angry if she couldn't produce it.
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Policeman: Why were
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remains upright on its skids, sliding down the runway, doing 360s. As the Cobra slides past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this radio exchange takes place: Tower: “Sir, do you need any assistance?” Cobra: “I don’t know, Tower, we ain’t done crashin’ yet.”