If you are standing in the main
| Weather jokes
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
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How does every ethnic joke start?
| Ethnic jokes
How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
| Dog jokes
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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What insect lives on
| Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes
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Why did the footballer hold his
| Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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On a narrow mountain’s road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. – Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards? – Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain. After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backwards again. – But guys, why are you driving backwards again? – We have found the place to make u-turn up there.