What did the neurotic pig say to the
| Farmer jokes
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com
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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
| Bird jokes
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."
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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
| Military jokes
A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. "I got me 4 germans bagged so far. Howabout you
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How do you identify a bald eagle?
| Bird jokes
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!