Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in

Q: What do you get when you put an

| Gorilla jokes

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

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Q: How many military information officers

| Military jokes

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.

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Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the

| Business jokes

Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. "Knock knock." Employee: "Who's there?" Boss: "Not you anymore."

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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo

| Ethnic jokes

Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.

| Humor jokes

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too

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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.