What's the difference between a
| Car and train jokes
What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
| Food jokes
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
| Ethnic jokes
A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?"
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.