How many Java programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
| Marriage jokes
Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
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The social
| Business jokes
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you we
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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
| Easter jokes
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!