What do you get if you cross a monster with a
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.
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Why did the mummy stop using the
| Internet jokes
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
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Three old ladies met on the street on a very
| Old age jokes
Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. "It's windy," said one. "No, it's Thursday," said the next. "So am I," said the third. "Let's go and have a drink!"
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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The local bar was so sure
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
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Customer: Why don’t you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don’t want to compound the felony.