Which ghost ate too much porridge?
| Ghost jokes
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
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'What's your father's
| Brother and sister jokes
'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half. 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and t
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What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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What did the big ape say when he dialed
| King Kong jokes
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !