What question must always be answered,
| Spelling jokes
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
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Why did the man take a pencil to
| Bed jokes
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
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A woman goes into a funeral home to make
| Dead and dying jokes
A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue
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I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
| Zoo jokes
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?
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Q. What do most men
| Men jokes
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.
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Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.