Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
| Cow jokes
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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Seems a guy was driving for hours
| Humor jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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A monster walked into the council rent office
| Monster jokes
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
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What gives a gorilla good taste?
| Gorilla jokes
What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
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What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !