What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
| Space jokes
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
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We have a young married couple in the
| Marriage jokes
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
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One ant was running across an unopened box of
| Insect jokes
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'.
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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.