We have a young married couple in the

A man asked his wife, "What would you most

| Birthday jokes

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fea

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Why did the Scottish cannibal

| Cannibal jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

| Criminal jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Did you hear about the idiot who filled

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers

| Religious jokes

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Li

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We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.