One day, two guys Joe and Bob
| Fishing jokes
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!" Bob then replies "
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
| Vampire jokes
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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How do you stop a monster from
| Monster jokes
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
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Jill's car was unreliable and she
| Car and train jokes
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" John asked. "I'm in the drugstore," Jill respo
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
| Letter jokes
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't re
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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. “Quick, quick!” shouts Sister Mary Agnes, “What should we do?” “Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Mary Vincent. Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. “What shall I do now?” she shouts. “Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies Sister Mary Vincent. Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. “Now what?” shouts Sis ter Mary Agnes. “Show him your cross,” says Sister Mary Vincent. “Now you’re talking,” says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, “Get the hell off our car!”