Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
| Marriage jokes
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
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Why do dogs bury bones in
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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A clergyman walking down a
| Farmer jokes
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like i
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Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being
| Space jokes
Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.
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Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. “I don’t know, but I promise I’ll never do it again.”