Today is my twenty-fifth wedding

A San Francisco motorist following a

| Car and train jokes

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. "Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist. "Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

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Jury: Twelve men and women

| Judge jokes

Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant

| Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a

| Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool

| Insect jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !

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Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I’ve been married twenty-five times!