Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.

What do you call an aardvark outside

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

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What animals do you bring

| Cow jokes

What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

| Ghost jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?

| Frog jokes

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

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Whats green and goes round and

| Frog jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?