Two biologists are in the field following the
| Biologist jokes
Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his he
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After seeing a
| Car and train jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca
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Men are
| Men jokes
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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An eight-year-old kid says
| Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker
| Old age jokes
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring… Wedding ring… Suffering!!!